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Our Hard Chard honors the brave contributions of the women banished to Australia with the boldest expression of Chardonnay we could make.


To Listen to the story download the 19 Crimes App here:

For iPhone: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/19-crimes/id1256839151?mt=8

Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tweglobal.ar19crimes 

This insane application makes four different labels of 19 Crimes Wine come alive when you hold your device's camera at to them. The wines you’re looking for are the Red BlendCabernetThe Banished Dark Red and Hard Chard. The people pictured on the bottle magically appear and speak to you through your phone, like some sort of 18th Century cyberghosts. They explain how they ended up ten kliks from the nearest Aborigine who was majorly triggered by giant ships bringing foreigners who wanted to steal his boomerang and Crocodile Dundee videos.

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